The next time someone wants to sell you “cloud services”, do this:
Point at the crowded room around you and say to the sales person, “Let’s assume for the sake of argument that this is ‘the cloud’. Now please take your wallet out of your pocket and put it here on the table. Then leave it here while you’re going to the toilet. Because you’ve just asked me to do the same with our sensitive corporate data and our company’s intellectual property.”
Sit back, grab a nice drink and some popcorn and enjoy the coming show like Waldorf & Statler from the Muppets Show would.