{"id":595,"date":"2009-05-21T23:57:32","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T22:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/wordpress\/20090521-the-internet-is-shit\/"},"modified":"2009-05-21T23:57:32","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T22:57:32","slug":"the-internet-is-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/?p=595","title":{"rendered":"The Internet Is Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this website today and think everybody should visit and READ it before they post their next zillion comments on their Internet forums of choice:<\/p>\n<p>www.internetisshit.org<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #CCCCCC; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; font-size: 24px; line-height: 38px;\">Give an infinite number of monkeys typewriters and they&#8217;ll produce the works of Shakespeare. Unfortunately, I feel like I&#8217;m reading all the books where they didn&#8217;t.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this website today and think everybody should visit and READ it before they post their next zillion comments on their Internet forums of choice: www.internetisshit.org Give an infinite number of monkeys typewriters and they&#8217;ll produce the works of Shakespeare. Unfortunately, I feel like I&#8217;m reading all the books where they didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wmaus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}